After making a playfully snarky comment to her, Mina asked me if I'm "Cruisin' for a bruisin." I replied: "No, I'm aiming for a maiming."
Don't you think we could use some new clichés?
There. I just created an oxymoron, too.
Stop me.
Old Saying, New Twist I
Old Saying, New Twist III
Old Saying, New Twist IV
Old Saying, New Twist IV.ii
Old Saying, New Twist IV.iii
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I have always giggled at the phrase "Original copy." I mean, what?
I also started to think about the fact that the Daily Show is only on four days per week.
I don't think these are what you mean- but they are what came to my poor addled mind.
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