Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Old Saying, New Twist II

After making a playfully snarky comment to her, Mina asked me if I'm "Cruisin' for a bruisin." I replied: "No, I'm aiming for a maiming."
Don't you think we could use some new clichés?
There. I just created an oxymoron, too.
Stop me.

Old Saying, New Twist I
Old Saying, New Twist III
Old Saying, New Twist IV
Old Saying, New Twist IV.ii
Old Saying, New Twist IV.iii

1 comment:

Danielle Filas said...

I have always giggled at the phrase "Original copy." I mean, what?

I also started to think about the fact that the Daily Show is only on four days per week.

I don't think these are what you mean- but they are what came to my poor addled mind.